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I felt compelled to do this one. Thanks to fifmeister.
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DREAM THEATER IS OPENING FOR IRON MAIDEN THIS SUMMER. THEY'RE COMING TO ALBUQUERQUE. THREE DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY.
THE ALPHABET SINS
lyrics copyright 1998 by Joan Hess and Brother Willard Verber

featured in Misery Loves Maggody

Atheism, bestiality, cunnilingus, drive-in movies,
evolution and excessive body hair,
fornication, gluttony, heathenism, immodesty,
jealousy, and killin' with a pear.

Lustful thought, and masturbation and naked breasts,
obscenities, promiscuity, queers and rape,
sacrilege and titillatin' bathing suits,
unseemly shorts that make a man to gape.

Violence and wickedness and x-tramarital affairs,
with sluts that ain't your wife,
yadeedahdeedahdeedah and zionism.
This is the sinful life.
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OMG, this is so true... This has basically happened to me over the past 3 and a half years. http://www.dormdorkscomic.com/2007/10/26/supply-use-across-the-years/

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Feb. 11th, 2009

I don't want you, but I hate to lose you
You got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea
I forgive you, cuz I can't forget you
You got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea
I wanna cross you off my list, but when you come knockin' at my door,
Fate seems to give my heart a twist, and I come runnin' back for more
I should hate you, but I guess I love you
You got me in between the devil and the deep blue sea
You got me in between the devil and the deep (the devil and the deep) the devil and the deep blue sea

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Bleh.

I feel nasty. It's just a cold, but it's bringing me down, man. Gretchen actually sent me home on Thursday, cuz I had a fever, even though she knew I needed to do stuff for photo for the next day. That was nice, it let me relax. BTW, stuff with that photo assignment went pretty well, and that's all I'll say cuz y'all don't care and I don't feel like going through the tedium. Anyway, I pretty much stayed in bed that day, and then felt WAY better on Friday. Saturday I was eh...ok. And Sunday I started out alright and went downhill as the day progressed. After lunch Matt picked me up and we went to Starbucks where Jacob was playing an impromptu show outside. I was just tired then. But by the time he was done I was feeling icky and more tired. We went to dinner, and then to Matt's house. Yes, he FINALLY took us to his house. I just got more and more tired and sick feeling. By the end of the night I had fallen asleep watching House. I woke up and they were all in the other room playing a game, and I just stumbled in there and fell immediately back to sleep on Matt's bed. Managed to get up long enough to get to his car so he could drive me home, and I talked on the drive but couldn't even open my eyes. I got to bed by 12 and I didn't wake up until 8. Which is significant because that's when art history starts. I didn't go. I took a nap for over 2 hours this afternoon and woke up at 5:38, 22 minutes before my graphic design class started. I had to eat dinner, and Hannah called and took me to Wendy's, at which point she wanted to go see Jacob, but not alone, and I was like, "To hell with it, I'm going to be late anyway and a sick person should never have to deal with Cornelius Denson. Besides, it's friggen cold in that room." so we went to Starbucks again.
On a completely different note, Laura, Hannah's roommate, has finally crossed the line of anyone being able to stand her. The craziness abounds. Hannah can put up with a lot, but not this. We're going to the office tomorrow to see if they will let her out of the lease, since Laura's mom cosigned, and they like Hannah better than Laura anyway because Laura complains all the time. Plus we're going to try to get another apartment in the same complex, so they might let her do it. We're optimistic. And yeah, I'd get to move in with her, so it's mega happy for me. No more dorm, zomfgyesplease. I can't even curl up on the couch with my boyfriend here. I'm SO looking forward to having a room that is accessible to men. Or one man at least. And a kitchen! OMG, A KITCHEN. And we can watch tv and speak in a normal voice after 9 pm! I'm more than slightly excited.

I think I'm flattered.



Your Personality Is Like Heroin



You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.

Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.

People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you!



At your best: You are euphoric, stress free, and a little sleepy.



What people like about being around you: They're not exactly sure, but they can't get enough about you.



What people dislike about being around you: When you finally leave, they go some pretty serious withdrawal.



How addicted people get to you: Very... you're quite dangerous.

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Yay!

I saw my kitty tonight! It had been way too long since I'd seen Wilson. Apparently he has to visit a lot of other families or something. He was all fuzzy and purry. Poor thing, I wish we could bring him inside. Why is Laura such a bitch?
Hannah and I went shopping for our costumes tonight. I'm a cat, although there are no distinguishing characteristics. I'm wearing pointy toed shoes with tall kitten heels, sparkly black tights, a black halter minidress (it's really a top...but they're opaque tights and it's halloween.), a black knit bolero, and a black striped fedora. I also made arm warmers out of some opaque black tights and I got false eyelashes. The only other thing I want to do is get some fake nails and file them to points. :-D
I'm so looking forward to Friday. Hannah's a cobweb fairy...thing. And Matt's going to be Travis Touchdown. ...Just look it up. We have a lot of work to do to find a red jacket though, and the orange sunglasses. And then we have to put the stripes on the jacket... But so help me, we're going to do it! It's the only way Matt agreed to dress up, and Hannah will eat us if he doesn't. We're planning to get Tyler to dress all goth, which will be great fun. So we'll wear our costumes all day (yes, even in class. in our happy little christian school bubble.) and then go to a movie. We don't know what, cuz everything sucks, but we'll figure something out. And I foresee Sneaky Bean-ness in our futures.

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